June 18, 2021

Husband and wife funny memes

 

Funny joke

10th anniversary? 😂

Wife: where’ll you take me on our 10th anniversary?

Husband: We’ll go to an African jungle safari.

Wife: uh Nice. And on our 25th anniversary?

Husband: I’ll bring you back.

The kidnapper 😅

Wife: Suppose you hit a jackpot of Rs. one crore(10 million) in a lottery and the same day, someone kidnaps me and demands a ransom of Rs. 1 crore what will you do?

Husband: I doubt if I can hit two jackpots in one day....!!!

Yoga walk 😄

Husband gets ready to go for yoga. Wife wakes up

Husband: Honey are you coming along with me for yoga?

Wife: What do you want to say!! I am fat?

Husband: No problem, don’t come if you don’t feel like it!

Wife: What do you mean?? Am I lazy??

Husband: Honey. Why are you getting angry??

Wife: That means I fight with you all the time?

Husband: When did I say that?

Wife: So it means I am lying??

Husband: Okay fine I am not going!!

Wife: I understand everything, actually you didn’t want to go!!

The husband decides to remain silent and goes off to bed!

Ladies Age has separate mathematics.!!! 😎

Officer: Madam I need to complete this form... What is your husband's age & what is your age.?

Lady: When we got married my husband was 25 & I was only 18... Now he is 50 yrs old, that is double... So, accordingly, I am 36.!

The Officer is still calculating.!!

How do I look? 😍

A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full-length mirror.

This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks.

One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small.

Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with a suggestion. “If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.”

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. “How long will this take? “she asks.

“They’ll grow larger over a period of years,” he replies.

The wife stops. “Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?” she asks.

The husband shrugs. “Why not, it worked for your butt, didn’t it?”

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