Tuesday, 5 February 2019

physician funny jokes

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Doctor and woman

A woman (Orange County Ca.)
brought an awfully limp duck into a physician.
As she arranged her pet on the table,
the vet forces out his medical instrument and listened to the bird's chest.

After an instant or 2, the vet shook his head and sadly said,
"I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."

The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet...
"How can you be so sure?" she protested.
"I mean you haven't done any testing on him or something.
He may simply be during a coma or one thing."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room.
He came back a couple of minutes later with a black retriever.
As the duck's owner looked on in feeling, the dog stood on his hind legs,
put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the

duck from top to bottom.
He then searched at the vet with unhappy eyes and cask his head.

The vet patted the dog on the top and took it out of the area.
A few minutes later he came back with a cat.
The cat jumped on the table and additionally finely sniffed the bird from head to foot.
The cat Sabbatum back on its haunches, cask its head, meowed softly and

strolled out of the room.
The vet checked out the girl and same, "I'm sorry, however as I same,
this is often most positively, 100% certifiably, a failure."

The vet turned to his laptop terminal,
hit a couple of keys and created a bill, that he bimanual to the girl.

The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$550.00!
" she cried, "$550.00 simply to inform American state my duck is dead!
"
The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry.
If you had simply taken my word for it, the bill would are $5.00,
however, with the laboratory Report and also the icon, it's currently $550.00"

English teacher jokes-teacher and student


teacher and student
teacher


teacher and student

A teacher asks the children in her category concerning the items they have received.

Joey says, "A computer."
Suzie says, "A new lawn mower."
The teacher agrees that each of these things would be helpful.

Little Johnny Reb pops up and says, "At my house, we do not want anything!
"
The teacher asks him to go over fastidiously, as everyone wants one thing.

Little Johnny replies, "No, I'm sure.
When Obama was re-elected, I bear in mind hearing my pa say:
'Well, that was the last fucking factor we have a tendency to need!

surgeon jokes short story


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Five surgeon jokes short story

Five surgeons from huge cities are discussing the United Nations agency makes the most effective
patients to operate on.
The first physician, from the big apple, says, 'I wish to see accountants

on my table as a result of after you open them up, everything

inside is numbered.'
The second, from Chicago, responds, 'Yeah, however, you must strive

electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'
The third physician, from the metropolis, says, 'No, I actually suppose librarians

are the most effective, everything within them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth physician, from la chimes in: 'You grasp, I like

construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have
a few parts left over.'
But the fifth physician, from Washington, DC shut all of them up once

he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine...

Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.'