Tuesday, May 1, 2018

knock knock joke

funny jokes
Lettuce.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here! 😀


 Pizza.


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Pizza.

Pizza who?

Pizza is a really great guy! 😁


 Cows


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No, silly. Cows go “moo!” 😂


Stopwatch!


Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Stopwatch!

Stopwatch who?

Stopwatch what you’re doing and open this door!

Stopwatch what you’re doing and open this door! 😄


Old lady


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Little old lady.

The little old lady who?

Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel! 😅


Gray Z


Q: Knock-knock

-Who’s there?

-Gray Z -Gray Z who?

A: Gray Z mixed-up kid. 👲


Who?


Q: Knock, knock

-Who’s There?

-Who—-Who Who?

A: Is there an owl in there? 😎


Sarah


Q: Knock, knock

-Who’s There?

-Sarah

-Sarah who?

A: Sarah to borrow a pencil. 👩


Figs


Q: Knock, knock

-Who’s There?

-Figs

-Figs who?

A: Figs the doorbell, it’s broken! 😆


Alice


Q: Knock-knock

-Who’s there?

-Alice

-Alice who?

A: Alice fair in love and war. 😁

 

Pencil


Knock, knock

Who's there?

Do you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?

You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?

Never mind, it's pointless. 😉

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