Tuesday, May 1, 2018

Johnny Johnny yes teacher | funny teacher jokes 2021

funny teacher jokes 2021

The Verb

Teacher:” What is the past participle of the verb ‘to ring’?”

Johnny:” What do u think it is, Sir?”

Teacher:” I don't think, I KNOW!”

Johnny:” I don't think, I know too!” 😂


Punishment


Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree but also

admitted doing it. Now, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”

Johnny: “Because George still had the ax in his hand.” 😅


Hijacked


Teacher - What happened to your homework Jhony?

Johnny - made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it. 😋


Caller tune


Teacher - I tried your number so many times, it said switched off....!

Johnny - Oh ya it's my caller tune 😇


Alphabet


Teacher - Give me a sentence started with 'I.'

Johnny - I is...

Teacher - No, you must always say 'I am.'

Johnny  - Oh, right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. 😎


Form of MATHS


Teacher - tell me, what is the full form of MATHS?

Johnny - Mentally Affected Teacher harassing Students. 😌


English language


Teacher - What's the longest word in the English language?

Johnny- Smiles, because there is a mile between the first and last letters. 😀


The example


Teacher - In algebra A=B & B=C, it means A=C...Right?

Now give a relevant example.....

Johnny - Sir, I love you & you love your daughter, it means that I love your daughter. 😄


Crocodile


Teacher - Jhony, How do you spell "crocodile"

Jhonny - "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"....!

Teacher - No, no, That's wrong 😅

Jhonny - Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me, how I spell it.


Finance business?


Teacher - What is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Johnny - "Father in law" 😉


chocolate


Teacher - Jhony, If you have 12 chocolate and you give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE, and 4 to ROMA then what will you get?

Jhonny - Teacher, 3 new girlfriends. 😍


Teacher lecturer


Teacher - Can you define who is LECTURER?

Jhonny - A LECTURER is a person who has a very bad habit of speaking when someone is sleeping. 😂


math homework?


Teacher - did you do your math homework?

Jhonny - No... I've already got my own problems. 😄


homework


Teacher - Why did the boy eat his homework?

Johnny - Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake 😄

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